Tutorial


NEW TEXT ALERT: Mustard Cookie
Mustard Cookie: Hi, Grams! ^^ How's it been?
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: It's been going WONDERFULLY honeymustard! Ratigan bought tickets for me and the rest of the profs to go see a musical this week- you CAN come if you want to love, I read the summary and it sounds like lots of fun the EXACT thing you would like <3
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: But I know you and him don't get along that much, so you don't HAVE to
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: Just saying
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: My baby girl <333
Mustard Cookie: Haha thanks for the offer ma! But I think I'll pass sorry :[
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: No it's alright!
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: Speaking of, where have you been hon?
Mustard Cookie: Um
Mustard Cookie: So about that
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: ?
Mustard Cookie: Remember the new punk store at The Megamall I wanted to check out a few days ago
Mustard Cookie: You know the one that had good reviews and apparently wasn't a TOTAL ripoff like Hot Topic was
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: ???
Mustard Cookie: I. Am still in the Megamall. I have not found the store.
Mustard Cookie: I have been in the Megamall this entire time. I have been subsisting on nothing but vending machine sandwiches and junk food. If this mall is Hell I think I'm in it.
Dr. Wasabi Cookie is typing...
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: What.
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: The FUCK.
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: Honey sit your ass tight me and the boys are coming the FUCK over there right now in the SUV
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: You should NOT have had to languish there for HEAVENS knows how long poor thing you must be EXHAUSTED and STARVING for good food we will treat you to a GOURMET MEAL once we get you out of there my sweet baby girl I am COMING FOR YOU
Mustard Cookie: Thanks Ma
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: If I fail in my mission I will be RUINED
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: I will KICK our Holy Lady in the TEETH
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: I am taking this mall and this fraud of my double that runs it into the grave WITH ME
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: I will GET YOU OUT or DIE TRYING
Mustard Cookie: I'd much more appreciate it if you lived actually you are kind of still my mom
Mustard Cookie: Thanks Ma love you do NOT die <3
Dr. Wasabi Cookie: Okay hon love you too <3

Stories Start Somewhere, Right?

After receiving a frenzied text message, Dr. [I'M TOO TIRED TO WRITE THIS BUT THEY RIDE A 2001 TOYOTA HIGHLANDER]

Overworld Navigation

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Inventory System

Your inventory is separated into 4 tabs: Consumables, Weapons, Equipment and Key Items.

Your party starts with the following items in their inventory:

  • Consumable: Granola Bar (x10)
  • Consumable: Water Bottle (x3)
  • Consumable: Pack of Bandaids (x3)

Equipment System

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Your party starts with the following items already equipped:

Dr. Wasabi:

  • Weapon: Wasabi Syrup syringe
  • Head Slot: None
  • Neck Slot: Pendant of Our Holy Lady of The Vortex
  • Wrist Slot: None

Dr. Hare:

  • Weapon: Carrot-Fueled Ray Gun
  • Head Slot: None
  • Neck Slot: None
  • Wrist Slot: Med-Alert Bracelet

Professor Ratigan:

  • Weapon: None (bare fists)
  • Head Slot: None
  • Neck Slot: None
  • Wrist Slot: None

Professor Birch:

  • Weapon: None (bare fists)
  • Head Slot: None
  • Neck Slot: None
  • Wrist Slot: None

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Panic! At The Parkade (Battle Tutorial)

Note: The battle tutorial can be skipped if you pay $1.00 for a chauffeur to transport you safely and directly to the Megamall entrance.

While walking to the entrance of the Megamall,

Basic Moves

Special Moves

Fleeing