Purgatory Money Mall!

So, what IS Purgatory Money Mall?

Purgatory Money Mall is the world's Premier Hit™ Indie Classic™ Rated #1 On Gamestop™ action-RPG!

Something sinister roils in the depths of the Neo-Fandomia Megamall Complex (or The Megamall for short). People walk in and never seem to leave, everything costs just way too damn much like seriously, and to top it all off, Dr. Wasabi's granddaughter Mustard has gotten lost within its labyrinthine depths!

Assembling a team of her closest friends, you must help Dr. Wasabi brave the plunge into The Megamall's depths in search of Mustard. Solve puzzles, blast enemies away with the power of friendship, and grow stronger by purchasing accessories and overpriced food court food!

Will you prevail? Or will you, too, get lost to The Megamall's maw? Beware - some of your enemies have more than a few cards up their sleeve...

Purgatory Money Mall: Available NEVER for $69.99! Sold wherever video games are sold*!

* Not.

Okay, I get that. What IS this website?

The (un)official Purgatory Money Mall website acts as a guide to the world of Purgatory Money Mall! Wonderful as it may be, it can sometimes be easy to get lost within the tangled web that consists of Purgatory Money Mall's story.

This website features a character glossary, game mechanic guide, and full chapter walkthroughs! All are meant to make your journey into the head-pounding spiral of The Megamall just a tad bit more bearable. You shouldn't have to face this journey alone, after all.

The site will update as new information is discovered about the game. Let's explore this world together!